How to Spur Your Friend to Golf Action

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Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2011 Time: 10:43 AM

Hello,

It is 10:00am and the golf zealots are meandering past my back yard on the first day of the year dressed in shorts and short sleeves. This disgorged a most distasteful memory, to wit: I was recently painfully trudging a couple holes about dusk when suddenly the cacophony created by the impact of my ancient driver upon some of the 392 dimples in its path snapped me out of the dense mental haze I usually embody.

Along with visions of sugarplums, thoughts of the events surrounding annual golf outing began seething to the point of detection and then started forming enough clarity in my thoroughly fogged synaptic gaps to allow me to vaguely grasp them.

I thought back to the hectoring unloaded upon me by the ineffable Roger regarding rescheduling. Although he may have misconstrued my alacrity in dispatch of this issue as a ploy to extricate him from my back, I truly was sincere. I hastily called a disjointed, time-spaced colloquium via 1945 MegaHertz to investigate feasibility and we summarily produced the new Tuesday-to-Tuesday schedule that he craved.

I then dredged up the bulk of my reserve and latent talent to bifurcate my consciousness in order to simultaneously address both the new schedule above and a new golf venue proposed by the estimable William. Results and reception of these efforts were mixed based on the analysis of incomplete response to the assignations forwarded to each of the group members. I was then able to reverse the bifurcation and proceed with my normal acumen.

As you know, the fine art of filtering and redaction of information is one of my countless strong points. In no instance was this talent more crucial than in rebuffing the strident menu modification machinations of this year’s Chef (who, as you all know, possesses a textbook Type A-Prime personality).

The dust created by the events outlined above has settled. If in your zeal to digest every word and nuance in my last missive, you overlooked the finer details of The Titular Roger’s golf venue change, you can review it at the news section of our website, assuming you can scrape off the retinal images of the background pictures displayed thereon.

Additionally, you can see the golf and dining schedule at the schedule page of our website. This is the culmination of a fierce battle between my Type G personality and Sam’s Type A-Plus personality. Blood was let. Damage was done. Scars will remain.

Each of you is at least subliminally aware of your upcoming responsibilities and also the few remaining loose ends to be addressed. These may or may not involve acquisition of transportation, informing your flexible (but not limp) host of your schedule, orchestrating interdependent tee times, responding to the upcoming questionnaire, scratching your naked butt and bringing that unwashed hand down here.

Over the next week, I will sniff out the schedules of my local friends to see what day(s) will best fit their schedules to allow adding a four-some to our forays. This will allow you to line your pockets with wads of this hard-earned Southern cash.

Let me know how I can be of any service. Depending on the aggressiveness and frequency of your demands, action on my part may be considered.

I remain,
Incoherent
Incongruent
Inconsistent
Incorrigible
Inconsequent
Incompetent
Incontrollable
Incendiary
Incalculable
Inconsonant
Incogitant
Incognizant
Incommunicative
but, most importantly - ME

Steve has various shopping sites and information sites including http://www.reallandforeclosure.com and FOREX Practice Account

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